Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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