I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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