Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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