physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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