We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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