the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i black out too much to be "responsible"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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