Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm always down for nudity.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
