apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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