If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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