Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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