And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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