I didn't shave. On purpose
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You took a bar mat shot.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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