Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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