It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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