i can't believe i had my finger in that
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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