Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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