This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
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I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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