Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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