Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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