I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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