btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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