Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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