its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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