I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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