My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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