Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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