bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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