i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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