it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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