i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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