Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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