How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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