Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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