so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
