Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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