the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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