yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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