I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Randomize
