I like my sex mixed with concussions.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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