i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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