do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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