so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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