If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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