I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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