party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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