Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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