Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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