Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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