What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I love you. Go after that dick
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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