he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
