remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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