i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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