She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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