3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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