I think I died a long time ago.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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